Wednesday, May 27, 2009

A Peek at Miles's To-Do List

May 27, 2009

1. Fill diaper.

2. Create Poo Masterpiece on crib and walls. Working title: "Sanctifying My Mother". Don't forget to sign it.

3. Leisurely bath. Practice shouting the ABCs. Put finishing touches on Shamu impression, displacing as much water as possible. Way to multitask, bro.

4. Break personal record for longest period of uninterrupted nudity.

5. Fetch watering can full of last night's recycled bathtub water. Use every last drop on the bathroom rug.

6. Time out.

7. PB&J.

8. Negotiate the loan of Mariah's lovey for naptime, since all four of mine are covered in poo. What a sucker.

9. Raid mom's night stand. Remove tub of vaseline. Apply liberally to face, hair, and furniture. I am a stud.

10. Time out.

11. Reject healthy dinner. Demand a cracker.

12. Time out.

13. Bath # 2. Bonus points for extra nudity.

14. Challenge sisters to a game of baby tag. Fall down. Scream loud enough to alert the neighbors.

15. Don batman pajamas. Scale sisters' bunkbeds.
*note to self: Utility belt is for decorative purposes only. Grappling hook not included.

16. Lights out. Begin plotting tomorrow's attack on Mom's sanity. Life is good.


Ashlie Skidmore said...

all i have to say is "ha ha ha".

grandmattyp said...

That actually sounds very similar to my own to do list. Hmmm...

Christine said...

He's marrying Presh. They deserve one another.

Audra said...

Matt - your comment is just wrong! Surely you have outgrown poo painting.

Lori Motl said...

Misha, are y'all heading up here for the service on Monday? Also, I'll happily offer Caseys babysitting service. He's out and will have Josh, who's five. He'd love a playmate for three. I'd love to see you. Please stop by. I'm sorry about the poo painting! Sad!

Etta said...

And I thought my boys were wild! Of course, there was that time that the little girl I was babysitting almost ate Jaden's poo after he removed it from his diaper...

mimip said...

I don't know which is funnier - that this is how this kid actually thinks, or seeing it on paper -
all I can say is - that's MY grandson!!

The Man Crew said...

Misha, don't know how I managed to miss this post but I about peed myself laughing...aren't boys fun!! You should have 6 or 7 more...LOL! They certainly keep you on your toes, don't they?
Kristy :)